What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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