everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
