Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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