It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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