Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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