yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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