When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
