Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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