so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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