I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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