I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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