We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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