just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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