oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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