Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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