So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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