walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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