i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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