Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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