I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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