Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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