No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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