i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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