our cab driver is having phone sex.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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