PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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