I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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