My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
