i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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