My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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