I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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