hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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