All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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