What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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