She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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