i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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