How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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