plz talk dirty to me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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