no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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