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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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