But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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