Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it glows. i had to have it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
