So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
