i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
