I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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