I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And then the night went full on bisexual.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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