If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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