We're like a lot better than the average bears
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
