nut hugger
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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