I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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