Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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